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Cheese Boards

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These cute hard maple cheese boards are the perfect accent piece to serve delicious treat to your loved ones.

Our permanent laser engraved sayings will keep you smiling for years to come.

The size of this board is 10 1/2 X 8 1/2 x 3/4 inches

Handcrafted by us in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States of America!!

SASSY COW
Okay, maybe this cow looks like Petey from the "Little Rascals," but you have to admit she's cute. And udderly anatomically correct, too.

MORBID COW
Having a map like this on a cheese board can be helpful if you're trying to determine point of origin. Having a cut map on a cow isn't just for the butcher shop any more. "Steer" clear of boring cheese boards. Plastic cutting boards are just that--they're plastic. You end up hiding them out of sight and out of mind. A piece like this? It's functional, yet it's a conversation piece, too.

TAKE WHISKS
No, that's not a stutter, it's a call to action. Every time you enter the kitchen, you should be reminded to whisk failure, because taking a knife in hand and deciding to DIY breakfast, lunch, and or dinner is well, whisky business.

NO COFFEE
So why not have a kitchen board that let's people know where you stand? When you're not slicing tomatoes or other goodies on this, you can proudly display it in your kitchen. Who hasn't owned a cheese board that only saw the light of day when it was business time? These? Heck, you might even want to leave them out. Your grand children can fight over this long after you diced your last onion on this.

ROUTE 66
If you’re not in a hurry, remember it’s still possible to cross the entire country on Route 66.
Can you imagine? If you’re not in a hurry to see family (and you’re independently wealthy), you could always tell them you’re taking Route 66.
“Dad? I’ll be out to see you and Mom in Palm Springs. I’m leaving the house now…I should be there next April…”

BLANK
As in, “I drew a blank.” This was definitely an off day for me, artistically.
People ask me where my creativity comes from and I wonder where it goes.
I admit it, sometimes I look for inspiration and I get nothing.

Nothing at all.

I stare and try to think of something clever.

And I get nothing.

Zippo.

Hey, if Scrabble has blanks, so can Our Daily Salt.

 

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